A 23 year old Stoke Pogean sues the whole of Bookface after realising that ‘nothing has changed’.
Ms Goodenough did not like her inability to change the world through Bookface
Incarceration Tsar Gray Quisling told Parliament today that after a visit to Australia’s prison centre of excellence, Cell Block H that he was to institute a book ban for all naughty people.
I’d throw the book at you, sonny Jim.
Global woman keeper Hugh Heffner admitted to the shocking revelation whilst on a photo shoot for American Lothario.
A Bunny Startled By The News That It Was Always Safe From The Attentions Of An Old Perv
Nicholas Forage UKIP ambassador was at the centre of a media storm last night when he suggested that Stoke Poges should be twinned with Penge.
UKIP propose twinning Stoke Poges with Penge
For this weeks in-depth interview Ellie Phant has been to meet Simon Weedon to ask him how he has been affected since his ‘no piss list’ was leaked to the Sunday Papers.
The Urinator
“I have been pissing on people on fire for many years now, I like to think that I am good at it, it hasn’t always been this comfortable though. As a nipper growing up in Greater Penge there was a lot of pressure put upon me. My family didn’t mean to, but it is difficult not feel the weight of responsibility when your Dad was a pisser, and his Dad before him. Even me Mum was a pisser for a while but it just got too complicated for her during the 80s when dungarees were in fashion.”
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Yesterday, the world’s leading Gay revealed information that has sent shock waves through the straight community.
No, Kylie, No
Carl Crispin, Gay representative and author of ‘No Kylie, No’ and ‘Princess Diana Who?’ made the announcement in a very serious voice. “I think it is about time we were clear about this”, he told the expectant crowd at a gay gathering of gays in Stoke Poges. “We like black and white, and hard lines. I have no soft furnishings in my house at all, and neither do my very gay friends. We abhor colours, particularly rainbow ones.”
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This summer residents of Yorkshire will be witness to hundreds of men on bikes cycling. The Grand Départ, or ‘The Start’ as locals have affectionately coined, it will take place on July 5th. Elephant Juice’s sports correspondent has been visiting Yorkshire towns and villages to hear what people really think of this cycling spectacular.
A Bicycle
A swearing epidemic has swept through large parts of America following the publication of a 60 year study by the University of Utucky due west of the northern southern part of the country.
An American University
For many years the only available entertainment available to the working classes has been under threat.
A Typical Bingo Dabber
