Incarceration Tsar Gray Quisling told Parliament today that after a visit to Australia’s prison centre of excellence, Cell Block H that he was to institute a book ban for all naughty people.
I’d throw the book at you, sonny Jim.
Struggling to be heard over the cheers as the awards for Eton’s top 100 FAG Masters were read out at the opposite end of the chamber, the enslavement expert continued undeterred. He informed the MPS that two people, Mr and Mrs Teddington, had attended his surgery in Penge over the past year and they were very concerned that some bad people were learning information. “You can’t ignore that kind of concern.” he stated. “This is why I have put into place a ban on any bad person in all the United Britain’s jails from being able to read words.”
Mr Quisling and Nanny. Aged 8 3/4
The debate in Wetsminster followed the Ministers grilling on The Today programme in which John Humphries got very very cross. “They have to earn the right to look at manuscripts,” Quisling told the almost apoplectic presenter. “As Nanny always told us, ‘if you are a naughty boy you don’t get a bed time story’. If more of these degenerates had listened to Nanny in the first place they would not be being punished now.”
Asked by the grumpy news broadcaster how prisoners were supposed to make their lives better if they weren’t allowed to read, the Tsar sounded confused. “I think it is better that we forget we have them” he said. “I am pretty sure if we ignore them they will go away altogether”
