Bookface sued: Woman says "I want my likes back"

A 23 year old Stoke Pogean sues the whole of Bookface after realising that ‘nothing has changed’.

Ms Goodenough did not like her inability to change the world through Bookface

Sharon Goodenough from Stoke Poges has taken the social media giant Bookface to court after discovering that years of ‘Likes’ ‘Shares’ and the signing of online petitions has made no difference to anyone, at all, whatsoever.

Described by her Barrister as a committed but now jaded Bookface user, Sharon (currently in a relationship, working as lead stylist for ‘Hair Raising Experience’, Penge’s premier salon, having studied at Stoke Poges Secondary School, followed by Penge College) who likes Big Bang Theory, Ed Sheeran and has no political views, feels let down by the social networking site.

Cute Fwuffy Penguins In Knitwear

Sharon fought back the tears as she told the court “I signed up to Bookface when I was 14 years old. I have liked every page, shared and signed every petition, and as for Memes, I have dedicated my life to ensuring each one I have ever seen gets shared with every person on my friends list. I have exhausted myself taking selfies and experienced a particularly dark weekend in 2011 when I spent so long trying to take the perfect selfie that my right arm went into spasm resulting in a trip to A&E. The surgeon told me I was lucky I didn’t lose it. That really shook me up, so I am now on the waiting list for arm extensions.”

When questioned by her Barrister as to how she felt when she received no comments on some of her statuses Sharon replied, “FFS, it’s obvious isn’t it? Utterly and completely devastated, but I thought that I was doing some good. I shared the ‘knit jackets for penguins’ post three times!! But six months ago when a friend I know put up a Bitstrip explaining it all, I discovered that I had made no difference, to anyone, at all, whatsoever. It made me feel so down that I was only able to poke 15 people that day”.

Asked by the prosecuting Barrister what she hoped to achieve by bringing Bookface to court, Sharon replied, “I want my likes and shares back. I have wasted so many…apart from the penguins, obvs. When challenged by the QC that no likes or shares were wasted, as they are in fact infinite in their number, Sharon looked incredulous and said, “LMAO. LOL. Smiley Face”.

The trial was adjourned.