Hugh Heffner Allergic to Rabbits Shock!

Global woman keeper Hugh Heffner admitted to the shocking revelation whilst on a photo shoot for American Lothario.

“I am allergic to rabbits,” the skirt chaser spluttered. “I was terrified in the early days when my agent told me I was to house a mansion full of bunny girls.” The pervy old codger chuckled as he told Elephant Juice “If I had known that no real rabbits were to be involved and I was just there to exploit nubile young virgins I wouldn’t have worried at all!”

Gloria, from Texas, a 5ft 4 blonde with a 74 inch chest charged with stroking Hugh’s ego on an hourly basis said “I was really worried about Hugh in the early days. He couldn’t go anywhere without 4 girls carrying antihistamines in what Hugh called their ‘allergy panties’. Even when it was explained that Bunny girls were not related to rabbits he was still unsure. Thank God the Penge Research Institute did some work into this in the 1980s and discovered that Bunny Girls are actually hypo allergenic.”

Hugh, who appeared to be asleep whilst having his ego stroked, suddenly fell forward in his chair as if startled. “Thank god indeed!” the debauched octogenarian dribbled. “Imagine if I had actually been allergic to vulnerable large breasted women. That would have been all kinds of wrong!”