Global woman keeper Hugh Heffner admitted to the shocking revelation whilst on a photo shoot for American Lothario.
A Bunny Startled By The News That It Was Always Safe From The Attentions Of An Old Perv
“I am allergic to rabbits,” the skirt chaser spluttered. “I was terrified in the early days when my agent told me I was to house a mansion full of bunny girls.” The pervy old codger chuckled as he told Elephant Juice “If I had known that no real rabbits were to be involved and I was just there to exploit nubile young virgins I wouldn’t have worried at all!”
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