For this weeks in-depth interview Ellie Phant has been to meet Simon Weedon to ask him how he has been affected since his ‘no piss list’ was leaked to the Sunday Papers.

After numerous cups of tea in his modest semi in Penge-next-the-sea, Simon, a professional urinator of twenty years opens up about how it all began.

“I have been pissing on people on fire for many years now, I like to think that I am good at it, it hasn’t always been this comfortable though. As a nipper growing up in Greater Penge there was a lot of pressure put upon me. My family didn’t mean to, but it is difficult not feel the weight of responsibility when your Dad was a pisser, and his Dad before him. Even me Mum was a pisser for a while but it just got too complicated for her during the 80s when dungarees were in fashion.”
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