Nicholas Forage UKIP ambassador was at the centre of a media storm last night when he suggested that Stoke Poges should be twinned with Penge.

Twinning usually takes place between towns from different countries but this is something Forage thinks Britain should change. Forage, ‘politician’ and resident of Upper Penge, was making his annual address to party stalwarts at the UKIP conference held each year in Little Germany, Bradford. The announcement was no real surprise to the party faithful, who have long been aware of Forage’s deep love for his hometown and almost unhealthy attraction to Stoke Poges.
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